The First Time I'm Growing...

Taller? ( Na uh that is never gonna happen. )

Then shorter? ( Hell no! That is technically impossible... or is it? )

You'll never guess that this is the first time in my life I'm growing...

A plant.

Yup, a plant. Wtf right?

Now you see I never like plants of any kind in the house because all they do is attract bugs. Who likes ants and worms and fugly looking creepy things with what looks like fur on them crawling around the place. Ew. ( I know this first hand because my family keeps plants in the house. -_-)

I like them so long as they're outside for me to admire. Then they can attract all the bugs they want I don't care.

So why the hell am I growing a plant now? It's even in my room.

Because it's cat grass I specially ordered for the meow meows!

It's suppose to improve their digestion, hairball problems and stuff like that. And they seriously need that what with their sensitive stomachs and all. ( Why is cat grass...called cat grass? Not the same like those growing outside meh. Why is there no dog grass? Wtf.)

Anyway when it got delivered, I was pretty excited ( my first plant ok! ) and when I opened the packaging, this was what it looked like...

At first I thought it looked ok but then I took a closer look at it and decided it looked gross instead.

The soil looked like it had worms and maggots in there! Does it not look that way from the side?

Never mind. For the sake of my cats I will keep the maggot looking plant thing.

So I watered it and it remained looking the same way it did for 3 long days.

And then!

These alien looking cute furry legged things were popping out from the seeds!

Awww...

Next these stem things started coming out of the maggot soil too.

And more popped out and they grew taller...

I was wondering what they will look like in the end.

And then they really looked like the grass growing downstairs loh.

Wtf. All grass look the same izzit.

I dunno what I was expecting them to look like. -_-"

Juu having her first sniff of the grass. She really likes it.

This is like the final outcome of the grass. I think this is the tallest it can get.

Juu at the side yakking the poor grass out along with it's roots.

The grass looks kinda tattered and torn from all the yakking and nibbling so I kinda snipe the ends of the grass and feed them to the cats so they don't end the life of the poor plant by pulling the roots out too.

Don't mind my enthusiasm for something that seems so simple. I can get excited over the littlest of things.

On a sidenote,

There was this one interview I went to lately where the boss was this Japanese guy with his shirt unbuttoned half way ( so sexy Lol ) and I thought the interview went fine till we reached the end of it and I got up.

And the boss looked at me like he was seeing me for the first time or something like that, I dunno it was just some sort of weird look, and he exclaimed... How tall are you?

I said Sir I'm not tall at all, I'm very short. 1.48 only. ( OMG. Excuse me while I go knock my head on the wall. )

At which he proceeded to scribble 1.48 at the top of my resume. FML.